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Wash Cloths - A Question to the World

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Cowboy Humor by Ben Marshall

"Why does anyone ever wash their wash cloth?" J.W. asked me from the shower today.

"I'm not sure I understand."

I did understand but I really didn't want to go down that trail.

"Well, don't you wash it every time you take a shower?" he asked and explained.

I didn't like the way the conversation was goin' so I tried to divert him from the original question. "They don't use wash cloths in France," I non sequitured.

"What does France have to do with it?" he asked stepping out of the shower into the hallway wrapped only in a wet towel.

"Don't be such a slob," I said to him, "dry offl".

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Our daddy used to say that to irritate us when we were doin' chores.

"Very funny. Don't change the subject again," he said. "What does France have to do with it?"

I thought of lots of things to say, how France helped us in both of our fights for independence, how they gave us the Statue of Liberty, how they are a strong NATO friend but I knew all of this would not be enough to satisfy him.

"They gave us mayonnaise," I said. J.W. loves mayonnaise and puts it on everything he eats, practically.

Before he could catch his breath, I continued. "Why do you think Superman wears his underwear over his tights?"

He dried his hair and threw his towel over the bathroom door before walking down to his room.

"I bring girlfriends here," I yelled after him. "Show some decency!"

As soon as I heard his door slam, I ran to his bathroom and threw his washcloth into the hamper. And just to be on the safe side, I tossed in his towel, too.

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